May 2013
warrenellis:
Rules for my new readers: you have to commit a crime & tell the arresting officer I made you do it. Helps me sell books.
“I swear officer, Mr. Ellis told me to steal that truck of self lubricating dildoes.”
the-fandoms-are-cool:
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
“Thousands of these prisoners are incarcerated for life or for 20, 10, or 5 years...”
– A new federal court decision blasts racial disparities in drug sentencing as akin to slavery and Jim Crow. (via think-progress)
“Technology will save us if it doesn’t wipe us out first.”
– Pete Seeger [x] (via perscientiamlibertas)
oh but that’s the gamble, isn’t it
warrenellis:
I bet that with a just little biohacking, heroin could go from scary drug to low-carb superfood in no time
“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via janejacqueline)
as someone who swears excessively, I can fuckin get behind this
Watchcurseswrittenincursive:
homieelifee:
frostingpeetaswounds:
asherlockian:
rc-hawkeye:
yngangryndfoul:
clothedloser:
knife-calledlust:
the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.
wow.. is this real?
i fucking love fuckin aaron sorkin man
Also sums up how I feel about Britian, just with different statistics.
We’ve both declined, and neither of us is willing to...
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
cyberthug13:
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
“1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with...”
– Juan Cole, 08/09/2012
Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a member of white...
EA sex tip #58
vasneemas:
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a $15 DLC.
